shitroosterteethsays:

Geoff (impersonating Ryan): “Oh, I’m Ryan… PC… Computers.”
Ryan: “I’d do an impression of you, but I don’t have a dick in my mouth.”

Pretty sure being drunk is better thanything right now.

What Did You Expect?

So take what’s left of me
A broken fragment from before,
I guess I’ll try to be the best I can without you here,
I know I’ll find myself along this beaten track,
I’ll have to let you go and let these ghosts stay in the past.

I guess I’ll be fine.

(Source: bledacrossthewire)

I guess I knew this was inevitable, but moving on is so much harder than I thought. How do you get over someone that you really liked, but yet they wouldn’t even give you the time of day? I thought it’d be easy but then I hear sounds that make me think of you and it’s hard. I seriously think it’s time for me to get out of Memphis for a long while, or for good. Why am I so stupid?

I’m just Sid waiting for my Cassie to come along.